Me: Hey, I see you are going door to door, did you ring the doorbell on that house up there with the Tahoe in the driveway?
Him: Umm....No, I didn't.
Me: Are you sure? My wife is home with our kids, and it freaked her out a bit.
Him: I didn't do anything.
Me: Well, who are you with?
Him: I'm with G.E.
Me: Can I see some identification or something?
Him: I don't have to show you anything.
Me: Fine, you can talk to the Police.
The areas around our neighborhood aren't the best, and I don't even mess around anymore. I just call the Police. The Austin Police are very quick to respond, and I have spoken to them at length about the problems in our neighborhood. They tell me to call when I see anything out of the ordinary. The Police came and dealt with him. Why he wouldn't show me any ID is pretty strange.
This whole little scenario brings up two things about the reality of having triplets. First of all, picking up a prescription wouldn't be a big deal for a lot of people. However, with three it becomes a real chore. How convenient is it to load up three babies in this contraption and go to a pharmacy?

It's not convenient at all. This is the boys' new stroller. The stroller itself weighs 70 pounds. Add around 65 pounds of triplet to the thing and it's pretty heavy. It makes what normally would be a quick trip to the pharmacy into something that could quite possibly turn into an Olympic Event. I can hear the play by play announcer now:
Announcer: We are here at the Triplet Moving Event at the Summer Olympics. Carrie has to get the stroller out of the back of the Tahoe, unfold it, and set the parking brake. Next, she has to get all three boys into the stroller. After that, it's into the pharmacy to get the prescription and back out to load everyone up again. Let's see if she can beat the four minute and 36 second record she set during the preliminaries. Hopefully this time she won't get into a fist fight with another customer in the pharmacy. That got her disqualified the last time and really cut into her time.

This whole day got me thinking about a lot of things. What if someone did attack the house when I wasn't at home? It would be impossible to pick up the three boys and run to the neighbors. What do you do in this situation? Call 911 for sure, but then what? I realize that a full frontal assault on our house is unlikely, but it gets you thinking about how absolutely helpless and venerable you are with three kids all at the same stage of helplessness.
In other news, the days of the Jump Jumps are over. We were down to using two, with one boy in a walker. Zane is our resident master of the walker. He goes everywhere with it. The other two are pretty good themselves, so we made the decision to get two more walkers and sell the jump jumps. No more Jumperoos. It's the end of an era.
That's right sports fans, these boys are now mobile. I'll look down and one of the boys will have crawled into the kitchen. One second they are in the middle of the living room, and the next second they are doing this:


Here are some various crawling around pictures. This one happens to be of Cade.

Here is Zane:


Here is one of Cash under a Jump Jump.

These next pictures are of the boys taking a nap. Top to bottom are Cade, Zane, and Cash.



They would rather be moving around and destroying things than taking a nap. Makes sense to me. I was never much of a nap guy myself. We have passed a lot of milestones recently, and we will pass many more in the next six months. Walking comes to mind. A friend of mine recently told me this:
"You spend the two years teaching them how to walk and talk. After that you try to get them to sit down and shut up."
No matter the trials and tribulations, one things is true:
Having triplets is a blast.
Here is a video of Cade and Cash in their Jump Jumps. Oh the memories.
1 comment:
I have 15 month old triplets and a few months ago when tornado weather was in our area I remember going Through the same scenario in my head. How do I get a four year old, a five year old, and three infants to safety by myself in an emergency??? Another mom of older triplets told me she had kept a huge duffel bag under the cribs and figured if there were a middle of the night emergency (like the house on fire or something) she could throw them in there and run. They might get banged up a bit but at least they'd be alive. I liked the idea and now keep a huge laundry basket next to their door that I can get them all into in one quick second. Just a thought...
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